I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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