I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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