I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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