dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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