if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
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Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize