Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude i'm inner monologue high
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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