evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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