She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last