absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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