I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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