THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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