Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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