Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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