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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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