Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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