I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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