You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just wanna be euthanized
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs