who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever