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I'm so horny!

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I'm so hungry

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WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

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For your pussy...

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(508): I'm so horny! (781): I'm so hungry (508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY! (781): For your pussy... http://tfl.nu/7j50

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?

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(513): Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school? http://tfl.nu/0udh

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(757): View more from Virginia

my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers

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(757): my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers http://tfl.nu/1x7e

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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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(720): He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost". http://tfl.nu/8ltm

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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.

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i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "

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(405): i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it. (1-405): i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. " http://tfl.nu/mvrv

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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.

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(502): You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down. http://tfl.nu/88lm

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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it

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(215): the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it http://tfl.nu/0kvz

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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning

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(309): Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning http://tfl.nu/rh9g

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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20

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(213): Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20 http://tfl.nu/udx8

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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.

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(954): Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake. http://tfl.nu/0nfr

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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!

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(646): I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me! http://tfl.nu/zxm1

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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night

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Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh

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(773): Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night (773): Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh http://tfl.nu/i0ie

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.

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(651): Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer. http://tfl.nu/3bgh

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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.

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(901): This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis. http://tfl.nu/kmqs

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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him

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(314): We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him http://tfl.nu/as16

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