every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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