I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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