Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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