whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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