North Korea, Best Korea!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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