I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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