I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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