he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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