You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
