The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Im part way to drunk.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
