i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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