bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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