If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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