yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
