I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
