In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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