i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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