Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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