Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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