I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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