Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
