youre lurking in front of me
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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