Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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