do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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