every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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