the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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