Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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