dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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