There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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