she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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