My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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