i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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