Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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