saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
they're like a gay fantastic four
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
COCAINE IS GR8
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