can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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