You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Text me some of your sweat
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