How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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