needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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