Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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