their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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